JOKE ABOUT ROMANCE  

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman =  affair Dumb man + smart woman  = marriage

General equations & statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love

him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

 not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men,

 but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Memory

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in

 two people remembering the same thing.

Propensity to change

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Discussion technique

A woman has the last word in an argument. Anything a man says

 after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Comprehension

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman

- before marriage and after marriage.

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs

 and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started

 doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 

Ok, this is only a joke! I do believe that a man and a woman

can have a great mariage as far as they love and respect each other!

A stable relationship is just like a delicate blooming flower, it needs

 caring ways, patience and lots of daily loving nourishment!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Page created on January, 23, 2003