Ruin sorbees, rye?

Are you worried about your spoken English?

Feeling insecure about your accent?? Never mind! There are people

 doing the funniest things while they speak the English language

 and even though they succeed in communicating with foreigners!

 The secret is forwarding to your interlocutor the trouble, he ~ your interlocutor ~ is the one who should understand you! :o)))

  Room service: - Morny. Ruin sorbees.

  Guest: - Sorry, I thought I dialled room service.

  RS – Rye. Ruin sorbees... Morny! Djewish to order sunteen?

  G – Uh, yes... I’d like some bacon and eggs.

  RS – Ow July den?

  G – What?

  RS – Ow July den... pry, boy, pooch?

  G - Oh, how do I like the eggs! Sorry... Scrambled, please.

  RS – Ow July dee baychem...? Crease?

  G – Yes, crisp will be fine.

  RS – Hokay. An Santos?

  G – Uh... I don’t think so.

  RS – No? Judo one toes?

  G – Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what

"judo one toes" means!

  RS – Toes! Toes! Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?

  G – I’ve got it! You’re saying "toast"! and "English muffin!"

Yes, an English muffin will  be fine.

  RS – We bother?

  G – No... Just put it on the side.

  RS – Wad?

  G – I mean butter... Just put it on the side.

  RS – Copy?

  G – Sorry?

  RS – Copy... Tea... Mill?

  G – Oh, yes. Coffee, please. And that’s all.

  RS – One minnie. Strangle ache, crease baychem, singlish mopping we

bother honey sigh and copy... Rye?

  G – Whatever you say.

  RS – Tendjewberrymud.

  G – You’re wellcome...